Yes, this is for real!
Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly
spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more! This knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the
most seasoned of sausages, can handle the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog
crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas.
Never to be mistaken for a box opener again, this poop knife is one of a kind - made from metal reinforced silicone it
is strong, hygienic, and easy to clean. Guaranteed not to turn into a rusty punji stick.
Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter.
Original Poop Knife